Restricting government research funds to certain projects invokes two things – peer review, and at a grander level, “strategy” – or deciding where on the research roulette table to plonk the state’s chips. And this is where it comes unstuck, as Doris Day knew well; the future is not ours to see. Mendel’s peas, Darwin’s barnacles, Faraday’s dynamo are well-known examples that would never have been funded by any contemporary strategic plan. But alas, funding agencies tend not to take their philosophies from the harsh realities of show-tune lyrics. Our modern strategies do two things – they flatter us that we are in control of destiny, and fool us into thinking that the result is not still a lottery, just because it no longer looks like one.
My Independent piece evoked fury from the UFC, some of whose members actually did their best to get me fired. I preserve one copy, sent to my employer by a man with a knighthood, with “Should be SACKED!” scrawled across my name in a childish hand. So it is odd to think that now, after two decades of RAEs, universities have learnt so well how to subvert the existing system that they are agitated about plans to change it.
Much discussion has centred on the assessment mechanism. Pragmatic that may be; but the idealist in me wishes to call it complicity. For all the good any mechanism does, after proposals have been through peer review, funding agencies might was well employ the “Camelot” method. Renting out Guinevere and Lancelot for a day or two would save everyone a lot of time and money and, I suspect, turn out with hindsight to have been just as “strategic”.
A medical academic once presented an obstetrics class with the following family planning scenario. “Father alcoholic, largely absent. Mother terminally consumptive. Family, already living in grinding poverty, with high sibling mortality. Mother now pregnant again." He looked up. Who recommends termination? Nearly all hands signified assent. “Congratulations gentlemen” said the lecturer; “You have just murdered Beethoven”.
Further reading
- Nield, Ted 1989: A £4m nonsense to rate university research. The Independent Monday 13 November p17
- Petford, Nick: 2008 Beating the system; Goalposts on the move, Geoscientist 18.2 p3, 18-21).
- Taleb, Nicholas 2007: The Black Swan: The Impact of the Highly Improbable (Hardcover) Random House ISBN 978-1400063512